Saturday, June 6, 2015

Conversing with a 5 year old

Granny?
Yes?
How many sleeps til tomorrow?
One.
Yay! Can I see your calendar?
Sure.
What day is tomorrow?
Saturday.
No, I mean what day is tomorrow?
Tomorrow is tomorrow buddy.
But you just said tomorrow is Saturday.
It is.
But when is tomorrow?
What?
What day is tomorrow?
Tomorrow is Saturday.
But last week you said Friday was tomorrow.
Tomorrow is always the day after today.
How many days are there?
Seven.
What are they called?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
But you didn't say tomorrow. Which day is tomorrow?

1 comment:

  1. He has a point. I am going to try not to think about it. It is one of those things that we are just not meant to understand.

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